My goal is to find the ultimate toe-curling, cringe inducing hairdresser name pun, here is a list of ones I’ve found on Yell.com. What I’m finding is a lot of names replace C’s with K’s and S’s with Z’s, possibly with the intention of “That’ll make us sound edgy, no one will have done that before.” I’m looking at you Kutting Krew, Cutz, Strandz, Frizz Bizz.
- Hairlennium
- A Cut Above
- Headmasters (conveniently, next to a school)
- Shampers
- Frizz Bizz
- Beachcombers Hair Salon (St Ives, Cornwall)
- Kutting Krew
- Strands Hair Design
- Hair Heaven
- On The Fringe
- Cuttin’Um Palace (groan)
- Bourn 4 Hair
- Groom Room (paedophilic?)
- Colorseum
- Way-ahead
- Talking Heads
- Hairport
- Headlock
- Hairess
- Hairline
- Hairhouse
- Barnet’s Hair Studio
- The Lyons Mane
- Additional Lengths
- Scissor Shack
- Raiza
- Blades Hair Care
- Wedges
- Roots
- Overheads
- Hair-flick (presumably Allo Allo fans?)
- Streets Ahead
- Tatty Head (come on guys, you could big yourself up a little bit)
- Unruly (again, as above)
- The Cutting Edge
- The Cutting Post (my nearest, conveniently part of a post office).
- New Waves Hairlines
- True Colours
- Locks Hair Studio
- Hair Flair
- Headquarters
- On Reflection
- Millionhairs
Oddly-named or laughable hairdressers
- Beyond the Fringe
- Extreme Length – isn’t going to hairdressers usually about losing length – not going to extremes?
- Hair-Net.net – imagine telling someone the URL over the phone.
- Rumours, the Art of Hair – poncey
- Andrew – just a name? not Andrew’s or Andrew Hairdressing?
- Escape Hair Design – not a name, but an order!
- Moody Hair – moody? I would never have thought that hair was moody.
- The Hair Experience
- Samurai Hairdressers – interesting business idea
- Natattack
- The Hair Shop – “half a pound please”
